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TEA LEAF ASTROLOGER

Gemini

(May 21 - June 20)

Perhaps you know that butterflies have taste receptors on their feet. But did you know they drink mud? Communicate through flight patterns and pheromones? As the social butterfly of the zodiac, you’ve learned to flit your way out of foot-in-mouth moments with charm and grace. That skill will come in handy this month. And on June 11, the full moon in Sagittarius just might rock your world with an unexpected romance.
Do try to avoid mud, flightiness and unnatural fragrances.
Read that last line again.

Tea leaf “fortunes” for the rest of you:

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Ignore the critics.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Operation Digital Detox. Capeesh?

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Pack an extra set of clothes.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

It’s just not that serious.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

No need to force things.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Remember to pause before you speak.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Your song is somebody’s medicine.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Gift yourself a quiet moment.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Tune into a different channel.

Aries (March 21 – April 19) 

Don’t let your ego call the shots.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Write this down: baking soda and vinegar.