Tea Leaf Astrologer
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Pisces
(February 19 – March 20)
They say the average person has three to five dreams per night. The average Pisces, on the other hand, exists in a perpetual dream state, operating from a realm of consciousness akin to a bowl of kelp-laden miso soup. Be gentle with yourself this month, especially when a high-pressure deadline threatens to derail you. Should you find yourself floating on a cube of silken tofu, consider it your life raft from a kind and loving universe.
Tea leaf “fortunes” for the rest of you:
Aries (March 21 – April 19)
Suffice it to say that the eagle has landed.
Taurus (April 20 – May 20)
Try rearranging the houseplants.
Gemini (May 21 – June 20)
Worrying won’t change the outcome.
Cancer (June 21 – July 22)
Note the spice level warning.
Leo (July 23 – August 22)
Mustard versus vinegar, baby.
Virgo (August 23 – September 22)
A dull knife is most dangerous.
Libra (September 23 – October 22)
Drop the act.
Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)
A splash of lemon goes a long way.
Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)
They don’t need to understand.
Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)
Invest in a nail brush.
Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)
More tree pose. PS
Zora Stellanova has been divining with tea leaves since Game of Thrones’ Starbucks cup mishap of 2019. While she’s not exactly a medium, she’s far from average. She lives in the N.C. foothills with her Sphynx cat, Lyla.