Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)
Watch a garden spider mercilessly swaddle its prey in silk and see if you aren’t vaguely reminded of your favorite Scorpio. Dark and mysterious by nature, it’s little wonder that the presence of this powerful water sign tends to make people feel a bit uncomfortable. But those who know and love this brooding and morbidly sensitive being will tell you that their wrath is justifiable: Their every action is rooted in their fierce loyalty to truth and those dearest to them. This month, Scorpios will be asked to take stock of their emotional baggage. Heavy, isn’t it? The new moon is a good time to let go.
Tea leaf “fortunes” for the rest of you:
Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)
Have you heard of therapeutic shaking? It might counteract all that fidgeting.
Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)
It won’t be a cakewalk, but there will be music.
Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)
You’re overthinking things again. Draw yourself a bath and relax.
Pisces (February 19 – March 20)
A seesaw only works if you’re willing to cooperate.
Aries (March 21 – April 19)
The prize is the box itself.
Taurus (April 20 – May 20)
Regression isn’t a good look for you. Dust yourself off and keep going.
Gemini (May 21 – June 20)
Temping, isn’t it? Do what you want. It’s really only karma.
Cancer (June 21 – July 22)
Wear the pink ones.
Leo (July 23 – August 22)
There’s no such thing as a free puppy. Read that again.
Virgo (August 23 – September 22)
Let’s put it this way: The bubble needed to be burst.
Libra (September 23 – October 22)
Neat and tidy isn’t always an option. OH
Zora Stellanova has been divining with tea leaves since Game of Thrones’ Starbucks cup mishap of 2019. While she’s not exactly a medium, she’s far from average. She lives in the N.C. foothills with her Sphynx cat, Lyla.