TEA LEAF ASTROLOGER
Capricorn
(December 22 – January 19)
Having been in “go” mode since birth, you may not understand the degree to which your natural drive and goal-crushing prowess triggers those around you. This isn’t to say you should play small (you’re incapable) or slow down (hoofers gonna hoof it). Rather, when the shade-throwers cast their slights and snubs, try not to adopt their perceived failures as your own. This month, with Saturn in Pisces amplifying your softer side, embrace it.
Tea leaf “fortunes” for the rest of you:
Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)
Now, think bigger.
Pisces (February 19 – March 20)
Cancel the membership.
Aries (March 21 – April 19)
Consider a new deodorant.
Taurus (April 20 – May 20)
Your cuticles require some attention.
Gemini (May 21 – June 20)
Try subbing sugar for dates.
Cancer (June 21 – July 22)
Baby steps, darling.
Leo (July 23 – August 22)
Make time for a morning stretch.
Virgo (August 23 – September 22)
Keep the receipt.
Libra (September 23 – October 22)
Two words: wardrobe overhaul.
Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)
Ever heard of a dry brush?
Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)
Dance like nobody’s gawking.
