TEA LEAF ASTROLOGER
Aries
(March 21 – April 19)
This month, you’re giving theatrical bravado — and we’re lapping it up. Mars in your sign from April 9 through mid-May is the energy shot you didn’t need but surely won’t squander. Just don’t move so fast you miss a stellar career opportunity that aligns with yourlong-term goals. A friendly tip: Passion and impulse aren’t always synonymous. Now, channel your inner Freddie Mercury and watch the world respond.
Tea leaf “fortunes” for the rest of you:
Taurus (April 20 – May 20)
Taste as you go.
Gemini (May 21 – June 20)
Double the recipe.
Cancer (June 21 – July 22)
Best not to overextend yourself.
Leo (July 23 – August 22)
Slow down and proceed with wonder.
Virgo (August 23 – September 22)
Go waffles-for-dinner wild.
Libra (September 23 – October 22)
Check the expiration date.
Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)
Try changing the lens.
Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)
Two words: flameless candles.
Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)
It’s time to turn the compost.
Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)
Read the room, Darling.
Pisces (February 19 – March 20)
Schedule the oil change.
