Eye on GSO

Carrying Kevan 

A different kind of musical journey

By Billy Eye

“When we are courageous and creative, the world becomes accessible.” – We Carry Kevan 

In the September 2021 issue of O.Henry, Eye introduced you to musician/ producer Tom Troyer who, in addition to recording with some remarkable local bands, was part of an amazing experience captured on film. “It’s kind of a musical journey,” Troyer says.

In the summer of 2016, Troyer and five of his friends were planning to backpack across Europe. One of those embarking was Kevan Chandler, who at a young age was diagnosed with spinal muscular atrophy (SMA) type 2, a rare neuromuscular disease that has left him bound to an electric wheelchair. Lugging Kevan’s wheelchair around Europe wasn’t going to be practical, says Troyer. Instead, they would carry him. “We took a backpack we bought at REI and kind of just reinforced it.” 

After adjusting the hinges and the stitching, they “added pillows and different detachable Velcro sections” to help make traveling in the backpack more comfortable for Kevan. 

With this device, Kevan piggybacked his way around the continent, danced in the streets of Paris, hiked the rolling hills of Ireland, even scaled the 1,400-year-old monastic fortress of Skellig Michael.

Troyer, a multi-instrumentalist, points to a ukulele on the wall of his recording studio.

“I got that in Paris because we had a guy with us doing a documentary about our trip,” he tells me. “I would take out my phone and use the ukulele to record little demos and stuff. Then I put together the soundtrack based off of [the] demos when we got back.”

Check out the trailer for that documentary, The View From Here: A We Carry Kevan Film.

That European vacation turned into a nonprofit, We Carry Kevan (WCK), which collaborated with backpack maker Deuter to produce a model for the public. “Deuter borrowed that prototype we made,” Troyer says, “And they standardized production on a run of 300 of those backpacks based off of our designs.”

It worked so well the first time that the gang set out on another adventure.

“We traveled to China in 2018,” Troyer notes. “And distributed some of those backpacks to different orphanages. Kevan actually met his wife there [in China]. He and Katie have been married almost a year now.”

Here’s Episode 1 of We Carry Kevan – In China, an ongoing series documenting their second trek. 

Billy Eye is OG — Original Greensboro. 

Simple Life

The Summer Itch

By Jim Dodson

The big story around our house this week was Man against Nature, or maybe Woman against Itch. Or maybe The Big Scratch.

Whatever you call it, it started a few days after Father’s Day, one morning while my bride was getting dressed for work.

“Hey,” said she, touching the inside of her forearm. “What do you think this is?”

It was a nasty red rash shaped more or less like the state of South Carolina.

“I’d say poison ivy,” I said, being something of an expert on the subject. When I was a kid, after all, I always seemed to get poison ivy around my ankles and arms at least once a summer, until I weirdly became immune to it. My crazy great aunt Lily informed me this was due to the fact that her mother, my great grandmother “Aunt Emma,” was a Cherokee Indian lady and therefore I was growing into my “wild Indian blood” and was thus naturally immune to poisonous plants and most bug bites. This is the same delightfully daffy auntie who told me she sang with Al Jolson on a Washington stage and that Ed Sullivan sometimes phoned her after his Sunday night TV show. Who knows, maybe he did. She was the family’s original wild Lily, a wisp of a girl from Raleigh who shocked her Baptist family in the 1920s by running off to perform in vaudeville.

In any case, the very words “poison ivy” brought a stricken look to my bride’s lovely face.

“Oh, wow, I hope not. I’m unbelievably susceptible to that stuff.” Whereupon she related a quick and painful story about being so covered with a poison ivy rash one summer during her teenage years on Long Island, she was forced to get a cortisone shot just to ease the misery.

By day two, the rash had spread to both arms and was threatening her elbows. By day three it was forging new ground on her stomach.

“For the life of me I can’t figure out how I’ve gotten it,” she fretted. “I haven’t seen poison ivy growing anywhere in our yard or been anywhere near the woods.”

And with this my gaze fell on Mulligan the dog.

The Mull, as we call her, really does have wild Indian blood. To briefly review, I found her galloping along the highway in Aberdeen some years ago and brought her home, a dusty but joyful black pup with soulful brown eyes, a grateful jewel of a dog that had either run away or been dumped by the side of the road. She was maybe two months old and all skin and bones, had clearly been scavaging her supper in the woods and dining on rabbits and birds. Within a year, though, she’d grown into a sleek and beautiful flat-haired retriever – maybe the nicest dog I’ve ever owned. Unquestionably the smartest.

But as Crazy Aunt Lily used to say of me: Once wild, always wild. The Mull likes to chase the deer that hop our backyard fence to munch on my carefully cultivated hosta and daylily beds, a battle I was winning thanks to The Mull until I noticed a large shrub of some kind that had sprouted like a fountain at the bottom of our yard. A day or two after the Big Itch struck, I moseyed down and was horrified to behold the mothership of all poison oak plants rising from an old tree stump.

This evil three-leafed fountain of human misery was perhaps four feet high and 12 feet in circumference, strategically positioned where The Mull – in noble defense of the realm, ever vigilant against the rapacious invaders – would invariably brush its insidious leaves as she performed her duties. In fact, I recall recently watching The Mull actually leap the aforementioned monster plant in an effort to cut off a fleeing offender. I also recalled a vet who explained that a dog’s fur is an excellent carrier of infectious oils like that emitted by poison oak.

What followed late Sunday afternoon was a two-hour fight to the finish between Man and Plant. Armed with a rusty sling blade, shovel and hoe and a gallon of herbicide from Aberdeen Feed, I hacked the mothership of misery to pieces and doused the stump and remaining shoots of ivy with Round-up. Then I raked up the leaves into a pile and gave them a good dousing for good measure, leaving them to wither and die. Unfortunately, as I put away the tools, I was startled to turn around and find The Mull rolling in the sprayed remains of the offending plant. Once wild, always wild – though evidently not half as smart as I’ve come to believe.

The Mull and her cronies, the golden retrievers, wound up getting a serious soap and scrub down worthy of drug dealers in a a federal lockup.

“That should take care of it,” I assured the itchy wife, whose arms were alarmingly red and blotchy and was now more or less bathing in Calamine and cortisone.

“Aren’t you worried that you’ll contract it?” she asked.

“Wild Indian blood,” I said. “Not a problem.”

Silly me.

Four days later, I was sitting in a meeting with a city arts council director when my left ankle began to itch. I didn’t think too much about it until I saw the red bumps.

Could be revenge of the Mothership, too.

If The Mull’s not as smart as I think, alas, perhaps my blood is not as wild or Indian as thought.

In any case, I’ve been discreetly scratching ever since, watching little islands of red colonize my elbows and forearms, bloom behind my right knee and on top of my left foot. Call me crazy as Aunt Lily but I’m rather curious to see how far it goes before I lose my mind and start talking to Al Jolson at night or waiting for Ed Sullivan to phone.

The itchy wife, meanwhile, wisely got herself a shot in the rump and is taking some kind medication that appears to be clearing up her skin.

Life is settling down again. The Mull remains ever vigilant and summer looms.

Pardon me while I go have a quiet little scratch.

Simple Life

Ceiling Fans and Feet Dancing

By Jim Dodson

Some years ago we moved into a historic  house loaded with charm and only one thing missing — air  conditioning. To be fair, the old place actually came with an antiquated central air-conditioning system, a jerry rigged unit that provided a bit of excitement the first hot night I attempted to switch it on in search of cool air.  

The unit caught fire and I needed the garden hose to douse the flames. A “climate-control technician” arrived the next day to replace a burned-up compressor motor and several parts in the outside unit, then climbed up into the cobwebbed attic to have a look at the indoor compressor whose job it was to convey chilled air through the second floor ceiling vents, in theory cooling the place from top to bottom. The house, you see, is such a solidly built dowager from the Gilded Age (complete with foot-thick masonry walls) that apparently putting vents downstairs proved nigh impossible.  

“Wow,” the tech said as we stood together in the dim, hot, cloistered air beneath the rafters, “this system is older than I am.” He calculated it to be circa 1969, the year of Woodstock and the moonwalk, then glanced around the dusty attic and pointed to a disassembled attic fan leaning against a wall near the peak vent. “I’ll bet that thing sucked the hot air out of this place back in the old days. Those guys knew what they were doing when they built this house. That was nature’s air conditioning.” 

“I wouldn’t mind having those old days back, or at least that attic fan,” I  couldn’t resist saying, explaining how I’d grown up in a house before the coming of central air that was equipped with a similar attic fan that drew in the air from the yard and adjacent woods all night long, cooling things down and soothing fevered dreams.  

“Bet it was nice, huh?” he said. “I’ve never slept in anything but air conditioning.” 

“I still love to sleep beneath a fan,” I admitted. “Air conditioning sometimes makes me feel like a side of beef in the freezer.”  

He laughed. “I’ll bet you won’t say that come August.” He gave me a sweaty grin. 

Following his thorough check-over, he cranked up the dear old system again, producing a few faint cool breaths of air from the upstairs ceiling vents. “I’m afraid 77 degrees is about the coolest it will ever get,” he said a bit sheepishly, taking a final reading. “And it may be lucky to break 80 when August gets here.” I thanked him for his efforts, switched off the system, and promptly drove to Lowe’s to purchase a couple of large pedestal fans. 

If it’s true what poets and child psychologists say — namely that our world views are shaped by the first ten years of life — then perhaps I’m simply a product of a slower, un-air-conditioned world.  

The first fully air-conditioned buildings I can recall were the newspaper  buildings where my father worked in the late 1950s. About the same time, a cute penguin who looked like Chilly Willy appeared in the front window of our local  Piggly Wiggly store with the beguiling enticement: “Please come inside where it’s cooooooool! Enjoy our lovely air conditioning. It’s free!” 

These days it’s no longer the fashion to speak of having had maids or cooks of any race, I suppose, but our African-American maid, Jesse May Richardson, was a rock of domestic life who I now think may have actually saved my family’s life and certainly nurtured us through a difficult transition period after my mother suffered a late-term miscarriage days before we moved home to North Carolina. Among other enduring gifts, Miss Jesse May taught my mother how to cook in true Southern style and my skinny older brother and me how to “feet dance” to gospel music from her kitchen transistor radio.  

The downside of this proposition was that Miss Jesse May had pretty much absolute and unimpeachable authority over my daily life and didn’t hesitate to use  it. While my mother rested though the warm afternoons, it was she who first led  me along to the new air-conditioned Piggly Wiggly store for her weekly shopping visit, demanding first that I “wash them filthy bare feet good” and put on the new leather church sandals I hated more than just about anything, an affront to true summer adventuring, warning me in no uncertain terms not to “go wild like some little Indian inside that nice store.” 

I assured her I wouldn’t, though the first thing I did when Jesse May turned out of sight was yank off those wretched sandals and slide my bare feet over the chilled tiled floor of the new air-conditioned grocery store like it was a skating rink, thrilled by the unnatural coldness of the floor. I wound up in the baking aisle, fashioning what my brother and I liked to call “King seats” out of large sacks of flour. I was perched there, pondering life and soaking up the refrigerated  coolness when, unfortunately, Miss Jesse May Richardson wheeled around the corner of the aisle with her cart. She saw me and stopped cold, giving me the wooly eyeball.  

“Well, look at you,” she declared, “sittin’ there like a big-shot with your skinny hiney on somebody else’s flour.” 

“I’m just enjoying the lovely air conditioning. It’s free!” I pointed out to her. “That so? Well, child, I suggest you get up straightaway from them flour sacks and put your shoes back on them feet or you’ll find yourself sittin’ out in the car sweatin’ like a sinner on Judgment Day.” 

To this day, I can’t step into an intensely air conditioned grocery store on a broiling summer day without suddenly thinking of Miss Jesse May Richardson, the woman who saved my family’s life and taught me to feet dance, though I still sometimes have the urge to make a “King seat” in the flour sacks.  

Most Southerners of my generation experienced their first air conditioning at a movie house or public building around 1960, but according to the comprehensive Encyclopedia of Southern Culture, air conditioning first appeared in the South at a cotton mill in Belmont, North Carolina, in 1906. By 1920, the device was being used to cool fabric mills, tobacco stemming rooms and bakeries across the South.  

Use in department stores, cafes, libraries and private homes, however, didn’t broadly develop until after World War II, at which point “air conditioning became an immutable part of Southern life,” according to the book on Southern culture. “In varying  degrees,” the authors note, “virtually all Southerners  have been affected, directly or indirectly, by the technology of climate control. Air conditioning has influenced everything from architecture to sleeping  habits and has contributed to the erosion of several traditions, most notably cultural isolation, agrarianism, romanticism, poverty, neighborliness, a strong sense of place, and a relatively slow pace of life.” 

Mississippi writer Eudora Welty was once asked by a Northern journalist why the South produced so many excellent writers. “Porches,” she reportedly gave as a one-word answer. In an age before mechanical air conditioning, went her logic, porches were where Southerners gathered to cool off and spin tales after a long hot summer day.  

My own view, shaped by a childhood cooled by a lazily turning fan blade of some sort, is that there’s no finer sleep to be found than by an open window with a fan bringing the smell of the outdoors into your very bed — the mingling scents of new mown grass and August honeysuckle in bloom, or, simply, the cool musk of the nearby woodlands. Sleeping by an open window permits a body to feel connected to the natural world, rather than sealed inside a climate controlled box. Some of my happiest summer nights  were spent lying in my bed listening to approaching thunderstorms and feeling the wind of the approaching storm through a gently rippling screen.  

Sadly for me, the year I went off to college in 1971 with a suitcase and portable fan in hand, my parents finally installed central air conditioning in their home. My old bedroom was never quite the same again, except those nights when I shut my bedroom door, closed the air-conditioning vents, and cranked open the windows to sample nature’s air conditioning. It was about that time I noticed that fewer and fewer people, including my parents, sat on the porch to catch the evening breeze and talk.  

“The unnecessary refrigeration of America has become a chronic disease,” political pundit Joe Klein, obviously a kindred spirit, wrote in Time magazine a couple of summers back, noting how, as summers grow warmer, many Americans have simply grown accustomed to keeping their houses cooler in summer than in winter, using up more British Thermal  Units annually than the total energy consumption of all but twenty-one countries. Quoting an energy  expert who claims Americans could save 4 percent in energy costs for every degree warmer they set their central-air thermostats, Klein proposed that we all set our air-conditioning units at 75 degrees — “a comfortable, if slightly chilly number to my mind” — and thereby do the right thing to preserve energy and stay cool on the hottest summer day.  

At our house, for what it’s worth, we fared reasonably well through the dry heats of June and July, relying on pedestal fans and the occasional evening thunderstorm to cool things off, though I concede there were a handful of stuffy nights, when even I woke up bathed in a sticky sweat, feeling as if we were sleeping over at an all-night bakery. 

These occasions gave me a good reason to go sleep in the guest room with its fabulous ceiling fan and old-fashioned roll-out windows, a chance to be transported back to an un-air-conditioned South that doesn’t really exist anymore. Does anyone still feet dance in the kitchen? 

Unfortunately, with the dragon’s breath of August on the doorstep, we hit a fierce fortnight where the nighttime temps never dropped below 90 and the howls of heatstroke intensified, resulting  in the arrival of a crew that installed a smart new energy-efficient air-conditioning system that quickly had everyone in the house smiling, but me feeling, at  times, like a fellow trapped inside a beer cooler.  

With the new state-of-the-art thermostat set at an environmentally sensible 75 degrees, my Yankee wife, the kids and the dogs are sleeping nicely through these fabled dog days of summer. 

I, on the other hand, sometimes find myself goose-bumped from the unnatural coolness and get up in the middle of the night to wander out to our back terrace and sit in my favorite Adirondack chair, soaking in the sounds and smells of the summer night. The other night my wife followed me out there and wondered if everything was all right.  There was a welcome rumble of a far-off thunder storm, a flicker of blue in the pines. “Is something wrong?” she wondered. “Bad dreams?” 

“Nope,” I assured her, scratching a bare foot that hasn’t been gloriously filthy, alas, in many decades. “I’m just waiting for a storm to cool things off a bit and enjoying nature’s lovely air conditioning. It’s free, you know.”

 

Current Mood

Very First Day

Meeting Jen was a gift of a lifetime. May my daughter be so lucky on her first day of high school

By Cassie Bustamante

I’ll never forget the time I was vacuuming my staircase and unexpectedly found myself in a puddle of tears when Taylor Swift’s “Fifteen” filtered through my earbuds for the first time in years. I stopped cleaning but kept the vacuum running to drown out the sound of my weeping.

You take a deep breath
And you walk through the doors
It’s the morning of your very first day

Thirteen years ago, the fresh-faced country music star dipped her toes into pop music with the release of her second studio album, Fearless, which is how I first discovered her. Swift’s soulfully strummed songs whisked me back, for better or for worse, to my high school days, evoking memories of new friendships, first crushes and the hopes of being noticed on the bleachers.

As a then 30-year-old mom of two toddlers, her music brought me a welcome escape at the end of the day. After the kids went to bed each night, I found solace in my basement workspace, painting and refinishing garage sale finds while singing along to the entire Fearless album on repeat.

I’d never want to relive my awkward, oversized flannel-wearing high school days (thank you, early 90s), but “Fifteen”, in particular, brought back one happy moment. On my very first day of freshman year, in Mr. Musselman’s English class, I met my own “red-headed Abigail.” My new best friend. Her name was Jen.

Jen was a raven-haired beauty who wore bold red Sally Jessy Raphael glasses. I’d just gotten my braces off and wore brand new contact lenses. But you know what they say, you can take the girl out of the nerd-wear, but you can’t take the nerd out of the girl. Choir and theater were my activities of choice. Luckily for me, Jen was my spirit sister. We bonded while singing soprano.

We spent many joyful afternoons in my bedroom, singing Paula Abdul’s “Rush, Rush,” which we recorded on my pink Sony boombox to play back and rate our performances. American Idol was a phenomenon yet to be brought forth into the world, but if we’d had the chance, you can bet we’d have been vying for that golden ticket to Hollywood. And a chance to meet Paula – even if it was a no, baby.

On the weekends, Jen and I would fall over giggling on her bedroom floor after calling the local radio station to request a special song for our crushes. On one particular occasion, the DJ aired our recording and played our selection: “More Than Words” by Extreme, of course.

High school came with its hardships and broken hearts, but in those moments with Jen, I learned what true friendship meant. We could be ourselves without fear of judgement. She celebrated all the the dorky quirks that made me, well, me – the best gift she could have possibly given me.

Now, almost 30 years since that first day of high school, Taylor’s song still hits me like a wave, yet with a full spectrum of new emotions. Those two toddlers who wore out their young mother are now teenagers.

My daughter is about to take a deep breath and walk through the doors of Grimsley for her very first day of high school. As her mother, I’m equally excited and nervous for her. She’s strong, beautiful and has a wicked sense of humor that makes me proud and, I’d like to think, confirms that she’s mine.

But high school is a tough crowd. It’s easy to get lost in it or lose sight of who you are.

As my girl begins her journey at Grimsley this year, I’ll be taking deep breaths, too, and sending up this prayer for her and for all of the brand-new freshmen:

May you do all of the things that light your soul on fire, even if they aren’t “cool.” May you find your own red-headed Abigail or raven-haired Jen and love them well in return. Enjoy the good moments and remember that the bad ones will pass and, in the long run, will be a small blip on your lifeline. Remember that you don’t have to know who you’re supposed to be. Keep reaching and realizing those bigger dreams of yours. We’re all rooting for you.

Cassie Bustamante is O.Henry’s digital content creator.

Simple Life

July’s End Signals Turn Toward Fall

By Jim Dodson

Last year at this time, I told to my wife that next year I planned to spend the month of July either sitting in a volcanic fumarole somewhere in the hinterlands of Iceland or golfing in the Outer Hebrides.

She laughed.

But I wasn’t joking.

For reasons I’ve never fully attempted to decipher, July and I just don’t seem to jive.

Maybe I spent too many years living in northern New England, where summer is about as brief as Miley Cyrus’ underpants. The black flies are barely over before the leaves are falling again. Summer in Maine is merely a pleasant diversion to eat ice cream before it’s time to start shoveling snow.

Maybe my annual discontent with summer is because I’m paradoxically a Southern-born son of winter (February’s child) who inexplicably digs rain and snow as long as I have a roaring fire and decent woodpile. Give me a good pair of wool socks and a nice cashmere sweater and I’m good to go until Fourth of July.

Up yonder, save for the mobs of summer tourists that clog restaurants and double the price of the average shore dinner, July is a fairly brief and largely civilized affair — warm days, cool nights, plenty of patriotic bunting and hot dogs on the common. My extensive gardens were always at their peak in July, which meant I was normally too busy working in the yard and topping up my woodpile to pay much attention.

Down here, on the other hand, July is the heart of a long, hot season where everyone vanishes, for good reason, to the hills or the coast until further notice. Fifty years ago, many of the towns and villages of the Sandhills basically closed up shop until early October — when the tourist migration neatly reversed.

So, chances are, you aren’t even reading this in print because you aren’t here.

If that’s the case, lucky you.

Fortunately I’m married to a true girl of summer (July’s child) and Northern-born gal who paradoxically digs the sweltering heat of the South and loathes the North’s endless cold. Her favorite thing, whenever I gripe about my native South’s heat and humidity, is to remind me of the summer in Maine she was forced to wear a turtleneck sweater all the way from Independence to Labor Day.

“I know,” I remembered. “Wasn’t that great?”

“Sure — if you’re a German tourist who likes to take your clothes off and sit with complete strangers in a geothermal pool outside Reykjavik.”

“Sounds great. When can we go?”

Like many old marrieds, you see, we’ve achieved seasonal détente and struck a nice balance between the peak seasons of fire and ice in order to provide essential comfort and perspective to each other in our respective months of meteorological distress.

I point out to her that winter brings happy family gatherings at Thanksgiving and Christmas, not to mention charming blizzards, college football and the best movies of the year. I warm her feet. She warms my tummy.

She points out summer has long days of sunlight, fresh strawberries, real vine-grown tomatoes and a good reason to drink wine on the patio. She teases me out of my summer funk. I amuse her by speaking only in ancient Icelandic grunts.

As you may have guessed by now, regrettably, I’m not actually filing this report from a bubbling blue fumarole outside Keflavik or even the misty links on the remote Isle of Barra.

Nope. I’m at home here in the steaming Sandhills keeping an even lower and slower profile than in summers past, in part because my head has been buried in the task of finishing a book that was due in New York a month ago, but also because I buggered up a knee prior to the U.S. Open and have been hobbling around all summer like sheriff Matt Dillon’s scruffy, whining, sidekick Festus ever since.

Thank heavens for my garden and the saltwater pool at the back of our property where I’ve been floating like Festus in Fiji for weeks, observing my usual media summer blackout and waiting for the heat to pass.

I was basically oblivious to the world at large until I casually turned on the boob tube the other day just to get the weather forecast — hoping for some nice cool rain for my panting hydrangeas — and learned what’s been happening in the rest of the world.

A new cold war is reportedly breaking out because Vlad The Putin can’t keep his shirt on and either has issues with his manhood or is angling for a cover of GQ.

A field of sunflowers in Eastern Ukraine has become a symbol of the world’s inability to deal with thugs.

Gaza is blazing and Israel and Hamas are in an insane death spiral.

The biggest outbreak of Ebola virus to date has become “an epidemic out of control,” according to Doctors Without Borders, a crisis widening by the day.

The most unproductive Congress in American history is ignoring the humanitarian crisis on our borders, but taking time to sue the president before it goes on a much-needed vacation from not doing the people’s work.

The president merely points a finger back and underscores my long-held belief that what this country needs most is a single six-year presidential term.

A devastating drought out West has reached Dust Bowl proportions, causing some water experts to predict the Colorado River will soon become a trickle.

Meanwhile, giant African snails and Burmese pythons are reportedly invading America and radically endangering native species. One wildlife expert calls this “global swarming — nothing less than an Animal Apocalypse.”

On a slightly brighter note, y’all, merely a year after being booted off the Food Network for her accidental racism, unnaturally Southern Paula Deen plans to start her own Internet TV network, as does Sarah Palin, the gift that keeps on giving, my favorite political entertainer by a wide Alaskan mile, bless her roguish exploitative heart. The latter bolsters another long-held belief that TV broadens the butt, alas, but not the mind.

Not to be left behind, so to speak, Kim Kardashian unveiled an app this July that reveals how young women can become her “friend” and possibly a “major celebrity,” just like Kim, meaning famous for no apparent reason. Reportedly, she was paid $18 million for doing absolutely nothing. Can Honey Boo Boo’s debut on The Bachelorette be far behind?

The only actual good news this July was that it turns out to be OK to eat real butter and Orlando Bloom punched Justin Beiber in a bar somewhere in Spain.

And you wonder why I long to spend my summers somewhere in the boonies of a country where I don’t speak the language, and TV features only poorly dubbed American sitcoms and earnest documentaries on volleyball at German nudist camps?

Luckily, August is here in the nick of time. It means summer is almost over. The very thought turns my wife’s feet to ice.

Friday morning I woke up to a delightful steady rain and much cooler temperatures.

There was even news of a 72-hour cease fire in Gaza that lasted, well, all of nine minutes.

One way or another, as the ancient Icelanders used to say with a grunt, the end can’t be far away.

Simple Life

Summer Evenings

By Jim Dodson

The best part of any summer day is evening. As the light expires and the heat of day yields to the cool of night, a kind of magic realism takes possession of the world. New life stirs by degrees. Lovers inch closer on the blanket. Children light sparklers or do cartwheels on the lawn. The old ones sit on porches quietly talking, fondly recalling things, gently rocking. The village orchestra warms up on the college lawn. They’re playing Sousa and Copland tonight.

As apricot light gives way to twilight blue, it is as if the world is exhaling from a tough day in traffic or the fatigue of family vacation. Work in the garden is over. The porch swing creaks. Venus rides low in the east, the first stars visible. And oh, look — the summer’s first fireflies are out, too. The sprinkler bursts on and hisses. The cat pads home. Neighborhood sounds seem close enough to touch. Somewhere a screen door slaps shut, a woman laughs, a guitar is being played, a bath is being run, dinner served, a candle lit, wine poured, prayers said.

On such an evening, one can be forgiven the folly of thinking you just may live forever, or at least long enough to see the Blue Mosque and the Ganges at sunset.

A fine summer evening makes one briefly think all things are possible, that there is still time enough left to actually do it, that there is really no such thing as old because you can almost reach out and touch your vanished childhood. Just yesterday you were sitting in the highest seat on the Ferris wheel when it stopped to let others on, granting you both a perfect view of everything. You longed to take her hand because her hair smelled like Prell and tangerines.

Hot summer nights, mid-July

When you and I were forever wild,

The crazy days, the city lights,

The way you’d play with me like a child.

The opening lines of Lana Del Rey’s soulful “Young and Beautiful,” the theme song from Baz Luhrmann’s film adaptation of F. Scott Fitzgerald’s The Great Gatsby, express this Pyrrhic hunger for life and experience quite nicely, even though the movie itself was something of an untidy mess, not unlike the author’s own life. Will you still love me, she laments, when I’m no longer young and beautiful?

Poets and children have always found summer evenings irresistible fare. In his mesmerizing novella Enchanted Night, Pulitzer Prize-winning novelist Steven Millhauser creates an entire New England town bewitched by the supernatural power of high summer darkness. Under the influence of a full moon, children in a small Connecticut town are drawn from their beds while their abandoned stuffed animals come to life in attics across town. A gang of teenage girls roams the streets breaking into homes to steal refrigerator magnets and toothbrushes, leaving giddy notes that declare, “We are your daughters!” A store mannequin comes to life in search of love; an insomniac novelist finally leaves his mother’s house to engage in a debate about existence; and an introverted girl bathes in the moonlit surf. For anyone who has been bored by summer’s sweltering sameness, Millhauser’s evocation of a world that comes alive at dusk with secret desires and unexplored passions is nothing shy of an invitation to surrender to bittersweet imagination. Centuries before, Shakespeare worked this same turf to great effect when he made summer night dreams a fine mad romp of confused love that vanished with the morning light.

When I was young, my older brother Dickie and I seemed to live out of doors all summer. Our feet were always dirty. We ran wild through the neighborhood, or I did anyway, damming creeks and making forts where I sat on the bank and and read Classics Illustrated and dreamed of living in England. I rode my bike all over God’s green acre pretending I was there already, pedaling like an orphanage runaway down a hedgerow lane, eager to escape the gravity of my sleepy Southern life any way possible.

Henry James may truly have believed that the two most beautiful words in the English language were “summer afternoon,” but they felt bone-lonely and unbearably endless to me in my solitary outdoor boyhood, the reason I later took to golf and camping and mowing lawns. Our father was a newspaper man who moved us to four different places in the old Confederacy during the first seven years of my life, which left me with few, if any, playmates — I remember exactly none before about age 7 — but left me free to roam at will, read books and comics, explore old sheds and conduct the Punic Wars with my painted Greek and Roman soldiers in the cool dirt beneath whatever fan-cooled house we were living in. Our mother was a former beauty queen who’d lost a second baby not long ago; she sometimes napped in the long afternoons while our maid, Jesse May Richardson, ironed my father’s shirts in the kitchen, humming to the gospel tunes she dialed up on the small transistor radio in the kitchen window, the tap water in her Coca-Cola bottle sloshing back and forth as she sprinkled the fabric and sang about flying away to Jesus.

After Vacation Bible School was over, if I pestered hard enough, Miss Jesse May sometimes let me tag along with her to do the weekly shopping at the Piggly Wiggly, which was the only place in town fully air conditioned — Do step inside where it’s . . . coooool, read the sign in the front window, showing a friendly penguin with a jaunty cap. Miss Jesse May didn’t believe in dawdling and had complete authority over my personal affairs. “Don’t you dare let me catch them sandals off your feet,” she instructed firmly before briskly setting off for the vegetable aisle. “And don’t let me learn you’ve made a whisker of trouble in this store.”

I rarely made trouble, per se, sometimes just making temporary “king seats” out of the flour sacks in the baking aisle. But trust me when I tell you I never failed to shuck those sorry Vacation Bible School sandals faster than you could say “Martha White Self-Rising Flour,” just to slide my bare hot and dirty feet over those cool air-conditioned floor tiles for a blissfully rebellious moment or two before Miss Jesse May came wheeling around the aisle looking as unimpressed as a concrete Jesus.

It was only summer evenings that made this life half-tolerable, or so I thought at the time. The whole world seemed to change for the better as the shadows on the lawn lengthened and the hot light of South Carolina kindly expired its term. My father came home with a loosened necktie and made highballs for himself and my mother. They sat and talked beneath the slowly turning ceiling fan on the wraparound porch. I remember the powerful smell of honeysuckle out there, caladiums big as dinner plates, maybe even gardenia in bloom. More than once after supper was cleared away, before she went home to a separate life I knew nothing about, Miss Jesse May dialed up a jackleg rockabilly station from Sumter and taught me to “feet dance” by placing my bare feet on top of her fleshy ones and shimmying across the floor. My mother sometimes joined in, almost her old self again. My father just grinned like a fool, standing in the kitchen doorway. He had wooden feet, my mother joked. “All two of them.”

Miss Jesse May passed away just weeks before we moved home to Greensboro, where my father’s people went back for generations. As I recall, we were the only white folks at her funeral. Because of her, my mother became a very fine Southern cook and crack gardener, and I learned to dance and like fancy gospel music.

That next summer we took our first family vacation to the beach, putting up at the rustic Seaside Club, where we used to go when my father worked at the paper in Wilmington. Summer evenings took on a whole new cast after that. The adults gathered on the porches, whiskey sours and cheap wine in hand, telling jokes we weren’t permitted to hear, raucous laughter from the upper porch, women in sundresses with sunburned shoulders.

A new tribe of kids took me into their ranks. They came from everywhere — Ohio, Pennsylvania, Chapel Hill. I saw them — a few, anyway — for six straight summers. We roamed the beach at dusk, hooting and pretending to be big trouble; ogled gutted sand sharks hung up like Mussolini and his mistress on the pier; and snuck up sandy stairways into the vast dim ballroom at Lumina Pavillion to watch older teenagers dance and make out. Somewhat later, I saw my first naked woman – other than my mother – through a convenient knot-hole my buddy Brad found in the pine wall of the women’s dressing room beneath the Seaside Club. That same week I gigged my first flounder in the evening flats off Bald Head Island, in those days just a sea-washed island with its lonely nonworking lighthouse, reached only by skiff with a wheezing outboard. At age 13, the last summer we stayed at the Seaside Club, there were fireworks on the Fourth and I kissed my first non-relative girl, if you don’t count my girl cousin Teddy back in Greensboro. This girl’s name was Candy. She was from Xenia, Ohio, a town obliterated that next spring by a terrible tornado. I stared at the unbelievable photos in Time magazine and never heard from her again. She wrote me twice before the twister struck, but I never wrote back.

They say your life is shaped by the people and places of your first ten years of life. If that’s true, and I believe it is, I am seriously beholden to Jesse May Richardson and those long summer evenings when I learned to feet dance and love gospel music and the coolness of dusk lit by fireflies. I am indebted to the Seaside Club and my roaming beach tribe and to Brad and his naked woman and to Candy the pretty girl I kissed but never had the courage to write.

Summer may end too soon. But summer evenings, I have grown to believe, like a love of gardening and good Southern cooking, must stay with a soul forever.

O.Henry Ending

The Short Cut

Shorn but not forgotten

By Cynthia Adams

In the flush of youth, Don loved having  his thick hair tugged and pulled whenever watching one of his educational TV programs. As the narrator droned on about the mating habits of sloths (sloth foreplay alone could fill an entire program), I admired his mane’s manly thickness. Mr. Burgess, his barber, actually thinned it. 

Don was a regular, returning with a G.I. Joe haircut and tales of Mr. Burgess and his investments. The Burgess portfolio was a thing to marvel over when you are young and have only a full head of hair in the credit column. Then, Mr. Burgess hit 100 and closed shop. 

Don was accustomed to sitting in the company of unhurried men who let stories fall out of their mouths as clipped hair fell around their draped shoulders. He and his fine head of hair were adrift after Mr. Burgess hung up his clippers. 

The only thing to do was to patronize a walk-in shop. Don grew experimental, gradually letting his hair grow out when a persuasive female barber convinced him it was more stylish. Stylish was a new possibility! Then Don snagged an interview with a conservative firm. He purchased an interview suit, tie, shirt and wing-tips and returned to the single stylist he trusted. But she was vacationing.  

He shrugged, deciding to fly unshorn to the interview early Monday morning. As Don polished his CV, I fretted that he would look unpolished. I got to thinking. We had recently bought clippers and plunged into grooming our mutts. Admittedly, our dogs looked a bit off. Mottled skin shone through unfortunate places on their ears, rumps, tails and legs. Both had wriggled and protested throughout. 

But humans sat still.  

I eyed Don’s hair, deciding I could not allow him to go off on this job interview looking shaggy. He relented, and perched tensely on the bathroom toilet seat. 

“Just a little overall,” he cautioned, as I aimed the razor attachment on the clippers at Don’s forehead. The razor thrummed against my palm, ticklish and heavy. A two-by-two-inch swatch revealed pinkish white skin behind the razor’s trajectory. A fat swatch of black hair fell to the floor before I jerked the razor back. “Hunh!” I said, my heart galloping.  

Don’s eyebrows flew up. “What did you do?!” he shouted, rising up.  

“Sit back down,” I reproached. “You would never jump up like that if Mr. Burgess was giving you a cut.”  

Don had the beginnings of a reverse Mohawk.  

“It’s just a little short. For you.” (It was short by anyone’s standards, unless, say, you were a skinhead.)  

“How short?!”  

“A little shorter than Mr. Burgess cuts it.”  

At that, Don vaulted off the toilet seat. “Oh. My. God,” he uttered. My hand began shaking, but not from the vibrating razor. When something goes tragically wrong I am prone to laugh. He touched his scalp tentatively. “Wait, let me fix it! Something is wrong with this razor! It’s just the first base line cut,” I protested. “This thing didn’t cut that close with the dogs,” I argued— the only true thing I said that Sunday afternoon. 

Don rounded on me, snatching the razor. “You turned it the wrong way!  You turned it downward to shave and shaved a strip of hair in the very middle  of my forehead!” The gash atop his forehead now matched the spreading pink of his face. 

“But I like it,” I lied instantly. What a fantastic lie this was. 

He scowled. 

“You could wear a hat!”  

“To a job interview? Seriously?” Don was apoplectic. We discussed barber options on a late Sunday afternoon. I sprinted to find the phone book. Only one salon was open. 

Cowardly and embarrassed, I waited in the car as Don went inside. He returned unrecognizable. His fine, thick hair was now a few centimeters long. What would the interviewer think? That Don had head lice? That he was sporting gansta chic? 

So I lied again. “I love it!” I exclaimed. Don glowered.  

On Monday morning, Don wore his new suit, crisp shirt and Windsor-knotted tie as he departed for the Big Deal Interview. But he looked twenty years older with no hair. His “I’m game!” gait was off. But when he returned on Tuesday, a smile wreathed his face as he dropped his bags.  

“No big deal,” Don said. “I don’t think I’m actually a very good fit for that place.” He did not say the obvious: I had undercut him. Short cut him.  

Could I ever make this up to him? 

Fifteen years passed. Don eventually developed his father’s receding hairline in the very place where I permanently scared his follicles to death. He isn’t bald, but his hair is no longer dark nor lush. Of late, though, he has been growing it a bit. Last Sunday, I eyed him as he shaved. 

“I could even that up, just a little,” I ventured, touching his graying sideburns. 

“No,” Don flatly replied. 

“Just with scissors,” I added. 

“Noooooooooooo. Nope. Never.” Don repeated.  

“Well, that was an unfortunate thing about the razor,” I mumbled; a final, stupefying lie.  

“You know,” Don added, kindly searching my face, “I was wrong for that job. I wouldn’t have liked it.”  

But we both understood, standing inside the sweet silence filling the bathroom, that sometimes half-truths are the only way to Super Glue a relationship back to the sticking place.  

And we smiled.

Birdwatch

Pileated Woodpecker

The big, beautiful sovereigns of the forest are doing well in North Carolina

By Susan Campbell

One of the largest and most distinctive birds of the forest, the pileated woodpecker is unmistakable. Its dark body, white wing patches and red crest make it seem almost regal, and it wouldn’t be wrong to call it the king or queen of the forest. 

As with most of our woodpecker species, they are nonmigratory. In search of food, however, they do roam widely, sometimes in a footprint several square miles in size. Pileateds can be found across our state, anywhere there are large, old trees. Whether you pronounce their name PIE-lee-ated or PILL-ee-ated may depend on what part of the state you come from. Webster’s says either is correct, with PIE-lee-ated being more common. 

However you say it, such a sizable bird is bound to make a loud noise. Indeed pileateds do get your attention. You’ll most likely hear them foraging or calling. But you’ll also hear the distinctive booming echo that comes when they work on a hollow tree or the thudding that comes as they pound their way through thick bark. Although pileateds do not sing, they make a distinctive piping sound, similar to a flicker, which tends to end in a crescendo. They may also employ a sort of “wuk” call as a way of staying in contact with one another as they move about the forest. Although males are the ones that typically make the most racket, both sexes let intruders know when their territory has been compromised. Pairs are monogamous and raise a set of up to five young in a season. 

When nesting, pileateds create oblong cavity openings in trees that are quite distinctive. Males choose the dead or dying tree in late winter and do most of the excavation. Females will help especially toward the end of the process. The nest is unlined: consisting simply of a layer of wood chips at the bottom of the cavity. Deep holes that pileateds create are not reused once the young fledge. So these openings into dead or dying trees provide key habitat for not only other species of woodpeckers but also for snakes, lizards and mammals that require holes for some part of their life history. Pileateds, of course, are happiest when feeding on insects and other invertebrates in dead and dying wood. But they are opportunistic, taking fruits and nuts as well. In the fall, it’s not uncommon to catch a pileated hanging upside down on a dogwood branch, stripping it of berries. Given their large appetites, adults may divide the fledglings for the first several months as they teach the youngsters to forage. It may take six months or more before the young birds are on their own.  

If your bird feeder is within a pileated pair’s territory, you may be lucky enough to attract one or more to a sunflower seed or (more likely) to a suet feeder or mealworms. As long as they have room to perch or have something to cling onto, they may not be shy about becoming a regular visitor, especially during the late winter or early spring as breeding season gets under way and insects are less abundant. 

These big, beautiful birds are, from what we can tell, doing well here in North Carolina. Sadly their extinct cousins, the ivory-billeds, who were more specialized and inhabited only bottomland forest, suffered a sad fate. They did not fare so well with the arrival of Europeans and the associated clearcutting of their habitat early in the last century. But that is a different story for another month . 

Susan would love to hear from you. Feel free to send questions or wild life observations to susan@ncaves.com. 

Simple Life

‘Hurricane Jimmy’ Loses Steam, Gains Insight

By Jim Dodson

When I was a teenager, somewhere back in the late 1960s, I asked my Grandmother Taylor if she was afraid of dying. After all, she was an ancient old lady of 82.

“Not at all, child. Sometimes you just get tired. I look forward to the rest.”

Frankly, this was not at all the answer I expected. So I asked her what, if anything, she feared. She gave me a pleasant smile.

“Not much. Just falling down and Republicans.”

At the time I thought she was joking. My dad was a Republican and I was one of those kids who was forever falling down, tripping over things or taking hard spills in sports. I had scars from all kinds of injuries all over my body — bruises, cuts, gouges and sprains of every sort. Once, in a Little League game, I slid home and caught the catcher’s spike just above my left eye, nearly putting my eye out. My ever-anxious mother called me “Hurricane Jimmy” because she never knew what physical disaster I would bring home next.

It wasn’t too long after this, in fact, that I crashed through a snow barrier on a ski slope in western Maryland and spent a New Year’s Eve in a Catholic hospital with my right knee in a sling. Even then, falling down didn’t really pain much more than my ego.

A few years later, I tried out for my college football team with a group of other misguided freshmen and wound up tearing the cartilage in my right knee, requiring surgery that put me on crutches the first three weeks of my college life.

Even then, it didn’t slow me down much. A year later, playing in an intramural basketball game, I reinjured the same knee and needed a second surgery to repair the damage.

During my seven years working on a magazine in Atlanta, I coached a Little League team and played on two different softball teams and was forever nursing or icing down a sore muscle somewhere on my body. In a regular winter basketball league at the downtown YMCA, I sprained an ankle so badly it haunts me to this day.

During the 1980s and 90s, that “trick” ankle popped out of joint at least a dozen times, causing me to fall down in some of the most embarrassing situations. I once fell down the crowded steps of the Louvre Museum in Paris, parting a group of senior citizens like bowling pins. They thought I’d either been shot or was dying of a heart attack.

Still, Hurricane Jimmy didn’t slow down much.

I simply wore a brace on the left ankle and right knee and taught myself to walk a little like a duck on uneven pavement to avoid sudden unexpected spills. A surgeon who examined both bad wheels suggested I just take up swimming and skip the sports meant for guys with fewer years and better wheels.

Through my 40 and 50s, I hiked and camped and climbed mountains with buddies, fly-fished in the New England river and carried my golf bag all over the links of Scotland, England and Ireland. I also cleared a five-acre forest on a Maine hilltop, rebuilt a century-old stone wall and added a large faux English garden in the woods. By then, both knees and ankles would swell, but a long soak in our six-foot claw-foot bathtub with a cold Sam Adams was basically all I needed to soothe the pains.

Climbing Mount Katahdin in Maine with my teenage son around my 51st birthday was truly when I realized the jig was up, that I was slowing down. I made it a quarter of a mile from the peak before I sat down on a boulder and declared my intention to simply wait and observe the beautiful autumn afternoon while my son and his buddies scampered on up the “Razor’s Edge” trail to the top on the mountain on their young goat legs.

I remember thinking — for the first time in years — about Grandmother Taylor’s funny remark about falling down and Republicans.

There are compensations, of course, for physically slowing down in life. You begin to notice more of the passing landscape and appreciate how far you’ve traveled, even on dodgy wheels.

During the past decade, knock wood, I’ve had only one serious fall, but one that really hurt. While my wife was off at the farmers market one Saturday morning, I stupidly attempted to carry a monstrously heavy concrete planter across our wet backyard terrace and wound up planted on my rear end with a right knee that buckled, but mercifully didn’t break. My legs and arm muscles were sore for days, but the real damage was to the end of my middle left-hand finger, which got crushed and required medical attention after the planter crashed down on it.

The finger tip grew back. But Hurricane Jimmy finally got the message: the older he gets, the stronger he used to be.

My wife refuses to let me work in the back yard now without proper adult supervision. The dog doesn’t count.

Just to complicate matters, since last May I’ve been limping on a sore left knee that was injured while playing golf with my son on a famous links course on Long Island. It was a day I wouldn’t trade for anything, though.

It seemed like the simplest of injuries, no big deal at first, a strained knee that resulted when the sand in a bunker shifted.

But a torn meniscus in my one remaining “good” knee resulted. Doc tells me I’m too young yet for new knees, so I’ve been limping along, letting it heal on its own, doing some physical therapy and exercise to try rebuilding the knee’s strength.

I’m OK with shifting to a slower gear. This life has passed so swiftly.

If you ask me what I fear these days, I’d have to say not all that much except falling asleep during a good movie, possibly all Republicans and Democrats.

Which is why I’ll be limping slowly to the ballot box.

Simple Life

Where the Mild Things Are

By Jim Dodson

These midsummer mornings are the ones I like best, the last cool, wet mornings in my garden before dawn, when plants are at their peak and months of toil pay off with blooms and foliage that will surrender soon enough to the heat and drought of August.

Even if I didn’t rise unnaturally early by most of the world’s clock, I would be out poking and spading, weeding and watering plants before anyone groggily rises — all under the steady gaze of the garden’s most vigilant creature.

No one knows exactly how old Old Rufus really is. Or even where he came from.

He showed up one day many years ago at the college where my wife works, politely cadging food off the staff. “He was well-fed and very friendly, clearly belonged somewhere and to someone,” Wendy explained after finding no takers over the course of a week and finally hauling him home. “I think someone must have dumped him.”

None of our three dogs was initially impressed. Come to think of it, neither was I. The first time I tried to give the newcomer a friendly scratch on his rump, he spat at me and nearly took off my hand. I suggested we dump him at the college.

“Funny who he looks like,” my wife added with a wry smile.

The resemblance to a mellow old barn cat we had in Maine named Rufus was uncanny. He was a fluffy orange tabby with a pinch of Maine Coon cat in him, a gentle disposition and face like a miniature lion, born in the rafters of a 200-year-old barn with a rambunctious twin we named Wexel.

Both cats lived with us — or the other way around — for two decades, becoming my constant companions whenever I cut grass or worked in the flowerbeds. Rufus was particularly loyal in the garden. His favorite places to snooze on a summer day were either my prized Italian coneflowers which came indirectly from Katharine White’s Blue Hill garden or a patch of wild ferns by the edge of the woods. I nicknamed Rufus the Guardian of the Garden, even if he was no good at catching slugs and slept on the job much of the time. Others eventually called him the miracle cat.

One day Rufus the First disappeared and didn’t return for almost a week. I found him lying beneath a hydrangea bush by the side porch steps filthy and panting, barely alive. He’d been split open from throat to gut by some critter of the north woods, probably a coyote he mistook for a friendly dog. You could actually see his heart beating beneath his exposed ribs. Our vet gasped when she saw him, pointing out it would be a miracle if Rufus lasted the night. “But we can clean and sew him up and see what happens.” Two days later, Sue phoned with an update. “You won’t believe it, but I think he’s going to pull through. Cats will always surprise you.”

Ten days later, Rufus came home again, happy as ever, stitched up like a second-hand football — and lived another five years happily following me about the yard and garden before I simply found him on another late summer afternoon stretched out peacefully beneath the same hydrangea bush, having serenely departed on his own gentle terms.

I buried him in the wild ferns where he loved to nap, marked by a simple granite stone.

We decided to name the newcomer Rufus the Second. He gradually warmed up to me, though anytime I touched his back he turned into Psycho Cat. We decided someone must have abused him, perhaps explaining why he turned up as a refugee at the college. Within days of his arrival, though, he was following me around the house and soon outside where I was restoring a neglected terrace garden.

One evening as I was transplanting hostas, I saw him hop the fence and disappear into our neighbor’s vast overgrown yard. Rufus the Second was obviously a born traveler, perhaps happy to have a meal and keep moving.

But the next morning he was back, calmly waiting outside the terrace doors for his breakfast. I fed him outside and went to water my new rose plantings. Rufus Two followed and began licking the hose water off the leaves of the freshly watered plants.

This quickly became our morning and evening routines. By the light of dawn or dusk, I would spade and mulch and water; Rufus would follow closely behind, drinking from the leaves, monitoring my progress. Like his remarkable namesake, he clearly preferred to eat and sleep outdoors, coming inside only on the coldest nights or anytime there were houseguests or a dinner party going on, saving his rock star charm for strangers.

Many mornings he even left a token from his nighttime travels, a small mouse or mole at the back door. Unlike his gentle namesake, this Rufus was a killer, a true guardian of the grounds.

“Earning his keep,” suggested my wife, his savior.

People who like cats tend to love cats. Generally speaking, I’m not one of them, decidedly a dog-loving human, though beginning with our barn cat brothers in Maine, I’ve developed a grudging affection for a handful of cats.

A spiritual writer I admire insists that every philosopher needs a cat, a non-judging set of eyes to monitor your progress through this beautiful but challenging world.

For what it’s worth, I’ve learned — decided — every gardener could use a cat in the garden, too — a living companion who observes what you do without particular judgment and the calm detachment of a Buddhist elder.

A couple years after Rufus the Second arrived on the scene, we downsized to an arboreal cottage that felt like the first true home we’d had since leaving Maine. I wasn’t entirely sure if Rufus the Second would — or could — translate.

The new place was truly an overgrown arboretum of ancient pond pines and gorgeous mature gardenias and camellias, dogwoods and Japanese maples and wisteria vines run amok, a garden that had been allowed to grow on its own for almost a decade. More than anything else, it needed love and the attention of a full-time gardener, a task that gave me incalculable pleasure.

The new property was also home to a spectacular variety of birds, not exactly the place you want to introduce a known killer like Rufus the Second.

To be on the safe side, we put a bell on him, which he promptly ditched somewhere and — a day or so later — vanished.

He was gone for several days, prompting me to think maybe his wandering blood had just kicked in again.

By then I was busy constructing gates and fences and starting a new stone walkway framed by Russian sage, hydrangeas and Italian coneflowers, quietly hoping the guardian of the garden might eventually return.

I discovered he was spending time with the nice widow lady next door and charming an elderly couple who lived through the trees behind our saltwater swimming pool, perhaps auditioning for potential new owners.

“What a wonderful cat, so beautiful and friendly,” cooed my neighbor, the widow lady. “I call him Simba because he looks like a little lion.”

The next morning Rufus was back, reporting for duty in the garden.

With the help of a talented gardener named José, we dug out ancient dying shrubs and created new perennial beds and recovered a beautiful serpentine brick wall which I spent much of the late winter and early spring re-planting. As José went after banks of azaleas and camellias-gone-wild, I landscaped the pool area and hacked away at the murderous wisteria vines that make parts of the property still resemble Jurassic Park.

Throughout this ambitious process of restoration, the new Old Rufus settled into his familiar routine, never venturing farther than the pool (when people are in it) or the nice widow lady next door (when he needs a second meal), presumably having decided to call my garden his permanent home. Better yet, he’s grown too old to chase the birds — seems content to simply lie and merely watch them at the feeder.

There he presides to this day, faithfully waiting at the back door in the cool dawns of our second summer for his breakfast, or curled up in the heat of the summer afternoons in the cool thick tufts of liriope muscari near a stone Buddha head beneath the young Japanese maple, waiting for me to begin my evening weeding and watering. Before we start work, I always give him a nice scratch — on the head, mind you — to thank him for his faithful companionship.

He’s grown visibly thinner. Someday, I’m guessing, I’ll find him stretched out peacefully beneath a handsome garden plant, having finished his work and set off on a different kind of journey.

I plan to put him someplace nice in the garden — hoping someone will someday do the same thing for me — not discounting the possibility that all living things, including gardens and their guardians, have a lovely way of always returning.

Reprinted with permission from the July 2015 issue of Pinestraw Magazine.