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Tea Leaf Astrologer


(April 20 – May 20)

Shakespeare was a Taurus. And while most born under this sensual earth sign tend to be loquacious, few have a gift for reading the room. If you think you’re an exception, perhaps you’re right (but you’ll never know). Regardless, when benevolent Jupiter enters your sign on May 16, consider it a green light to ask for what you really want. Good things are coming. And when they do: “To thine own self be true.”

Tea leaf “fortunes” for the rest of you:

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

The answer hasn’t changed.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Water what you plant.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Make a U-turn.

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

You’re overmixing again.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Keep your chin up.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

There’s more than one way.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

It’s time to cull your “friends” list.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Say it in a letter.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Get ready to flex some new muscles.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Deep listening requires deep stillness.

Aries (March 21 – April 19) 

Go back three spaces.   OH

Zora Stellanova has been divining with tea leaves since Game of Thrones’ Starbucks cup mishap of 2019. While she’s not exactly a medium, she’s far from average. She lives in the N.C. foothills with her Sphynx cat, Lyla.