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Tea Leaf Astrologer

Gemini

(May 21 – June 20)

Truth: Nobody can rock a floral top with geometric print slacks quite like you can. This month, the new moon in Gemini (June 14) paired with your maximalist tendencies could elevate your dopamine dressing to Iris Apfel status. Try not to let your flashy curations keep you from focusing on your inner world. Beginning June 19, a profound healing can occur if you’ll allow it. Avoid hiding behind your rose-colored retro rounds and face the music.

Tea leaf “fortunes” for the rest of you:

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Don’t let a little rain stop you.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Two words: homemade focaccia.

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)  

Reimagine the leftovers.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

“No” does not require an explanation.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Somebody’s meddling.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Read the room.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

May the circle be unbroken.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Shake some dust, darling.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Check the batteries.

Aries (March 21 – April 19) 

Try sitting with the crickets.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Three’s a crowd.  OH

Zora Stellanova lives in the N.C. mountains with her wolfdogs, Venus and Lilith. Although she prefers divining with loose-leaf pu-erh, she recommends a mugwort and passionflower blend for those seeking wisdom and clarity from dreams.