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Aquarius

January 20 – February 18

Buckle up, space cadet. The new moon eclipse on February 17 is going to be what the normies call “a moment” — especially for you. Yes, you’re different. We know, we know. But when you’re done trying on hats for the thrill of it, a seismic shift will occur in the quirky little core of your being. Reinvention is no longer performative. It’s the only path forward. Believe it or not, the world is ready for the weirdest version of you. Are you ready?

Tea leaf “fortunes” for the rest of you:

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Wear the lacy blue ones.

Aries (March 21 – April 19) 

A little dab will do.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Milk and honey, darling.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Don’t forget the reservations.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Three words: breakfast in bed.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

You can buy yourself flowers.

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)  

Order the fancy entrée.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Just tell them how you feel already.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Edible is the operative word.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Try flirting with a deeper perspective.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Hint: polka dots.

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Capricorn

(December 22 – January 19)

Having been in “go” mode since birth, you may not understand the degree to which your natural drive and goal-crushing prowess triggers those around you. This isn’t to say you should play small (you’re incapable) or slow down (hoofers gonna hoof it). Rather, when the shade-throwers cast their slights and snubs, try not to adopt their perceived failures as your own. This month, with Saturn in Pisces amplifying your softer side, embrace it. 

Tea leaf “fortunes” for the rest of you:

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Now, think bigger. 

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Cancel the membership. 

Aries (March 21 – April 19) 

Consider a new deodorant.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Your cuticles require some attention. 

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Try subbing sugar for dates. 

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Baby steps, darling. 

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Make time for a morning stretch. 

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)  

Keep the receipt. 

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Two words: wardrobe overhaul.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Ever heard of a dry brush? 

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Dance like nobody’s gawking.

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Sagittarius

(November 22 – December 21)

There’s a fine — and in your case, blurred — line between passionate and possessive. When Venus struts into Scorpio on Nov. 6 (where she’ll glamp out until month’s end), that line is primed to become a short leash if left unchecked — and nobody wants to be on the other end of that. A word of advice: Don’t smother the fire. Tempted as you may be to cling fast and tight, a little space will keep the coals glowing red hot.

Tea leaf “fortunes” for the rest of you:

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Go easy on the eggnog. 

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Keep a knuckle of ginger on standby. 

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Add a splash of maple syrup. 

Aries (March 21 – April 19) 

Fold in a little extra sweetness.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Reshuffle the deck. 

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Dress for an adventure. 

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Make way for true romance.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Use your mulligan.

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)  

Stretch those hip flexors. 

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Try not to overextend yourself. 

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Serve yourself the first slice. 

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Scorpio

(October 23 – November 21)

There’s a fine — and in your case, blurred — line between passionate and possessive. When Venus struts into Scorpio on Nov. 6 (where she’ll glamp out until month’s end), that line is primed to become a short leash if left unchecked — and nobody wants to be on the other end of that. A word of advice: Don’t smother the fire. Tempted as you may be to cling fast and tight, a little space will keep the coals glowing red hot.

Tea leaf “fortunes” for the rest of you:

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Stick to the recipe.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Pack a lint roller.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Thaw before cooking.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Don’t overwork the potatoes.

Aries (March 21 – April 19) 

The shortcut won’t be worth it.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Go easy on the garlic.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Cling wrap, baby.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

The dishes are piling up again.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Shake the rug, darling.

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Dare you to bust out the fine china.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Serve yourself an extra slice of grace.

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Libra

(September 23-October 22)

True luxury comes in many forms: Egyptian cotton, Belgian linen, Mongolian cashmere and Ahimsa silk. But have you ever felt the plushness of making a decision sans agony, anxiety spirals or paralysis? The ethereal lightness of refusing to overthink? When Venus enters your sign on Oct. 13, be open to receiving a new kind of abundance — that of an unshakeable inner peace. Everyone wins, and you’ll get to dodge the rabbit hole.

Tea leaf “fortunes” for the rest of you:

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Stop settling for crumbs.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Just unsubscribe already.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Cozy up with the chaos, baby.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Hint: Add cardamom.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

The truth is always a mercy.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Mind your tongue.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Address the energy leak.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Resist the urge to ghost.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

It’s time to update your software.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Listen for the crows.

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Embrace your feral nature.

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Virgo

(August 23-September 22)

Perhaps this will come as a shock: You don’t have all the answers. Let the mystery ignite your passion this month. Let it be juicy. Let it break your snarky gremlin of an ego. When Mercury guides your focus inward on Sept. 2, mind the negative self-talk as you strive toward new growth. On the 19th, Venus will shine a spotlight on unrealistic expectations. Take note. And on the 21st, the new moon and solar eclipse spell new beginnings. But not without a pickle of an ending. 

Tea leaf “fortunes” for the rest of you:

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Inhale and lengthen the spine; exhale and gently twist.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Taste as you go.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Just say what you mean.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Lace up your dirt-kicking boots.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

It’s time for a new novel.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Deep clean the fridge, stat.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Bring your journal along.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Three words: Almond oil, darling.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Your only job is to listen.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Someone needs a salt bath.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Sign up for the workshop.

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Leo

(July 23-August 22)

Outfit, moisturizer or relationship: If it doesn’t shimmer, glitter or downright sparkle, let it go. And while you’re at it, release the urge to draft another birthday reminder text. Don’t you deserve to be celebrated? Of course! But here’s the thing: Nobody can shower you with royalty-level opulence better than you can. When Venus enters your sign on Aug. 25, put on your flashiest threads, crank up some Bruno Mars and treat yourself
to some over-the-top ME time.

Tea leaf “fortunes” for the rest of you:

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

A certain houseplant requires your attention.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Explore a new color palette.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

You’re going to want some reinforcement.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Something smells like trouble.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Trust your instincts.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Drink more water.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Best to cut the rope.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

It’s time to delete the app.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

You gotta know when to fold ’em.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Butter the popcorn, sweetheart.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Dare you to go all out.

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Cancer

(June 21 - July 22)

It’s your party and you’ll cry if you want to. We know, we know. We’ve all heard the song. That said, with Venus in Taurus until July 22, get ready for more emotional stability than you know what to do with. On the other hand, with Mercury going retrograde on July 17, a hiccup in communication could lead to a bit of a misadventure. The good news: Your intuition will guide you from here. The better news: There’s no going back.

Tea leaf “fortunes” for the rest of you:

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Replace the filter.

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Dare you to dance in the rain.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Butter the toast.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Stop and smell the sweet pea.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Hint: Take five.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

The “Hot Light” is on.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Start labeling the leftovers.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Bring a book along.

Aries (March 21 – April 19) 

Three words: Lose the ’tude.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Put your phone down.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Let your actions speak for themselves.

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Gemini

(May 21 - June 20)

Perhaps you know that butterflies have taste receptors on their feet. But did you know they drink mud? Communicate through flight patterns and pheromones? As the social butterfly of the zodiac, you’ve learned to flit your way out of foot-in-mouth moments with charm and grace. That skill will come in handy this month. And on June 11, the full moon in Sagittarius just might rock your world with an unexpected romance.
Do try to avoid mud, flightiness and unnatural fragrances.
Read that last line again.

Tea leaf “fortunes” for the rest of you:

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Ignore the critics.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Operation Digital Detox. Capeesh?

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Pack an extra set of clothes.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

It’s just not that serious.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

No need to force things.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Remember to pause before you speak.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Your song is somebody’s medicine.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Gift yourself a quiet moment.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Tune into a different channel.

Aries (March 21 – April 19) 

Don’t let your ego call the shots.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Write this down: baking soda and vinegar.

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Taurus

(April 20 - May 20)

Whoever said that small minds discuss people surely wasn’t calling out a Taurus. When Mercury enters your sign on May 10, however, remember that the tea won’t spill itself.
On May 12, the full moon in Scorpio will illuminate an opportunity for you to get crystal clear on what really matters. Lastly, if things are feeling a bit awkward in the romance department, you can expect that to continue until Venus glides back into your sign on June 6. In other words, hang tight.

Tea leaf “fortunes” for the rest of you:

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Follow the care instructions.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Stir until fragrant.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Don’t be afraid of your own roar.

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Polish the mirror.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Dare you to take a “Me Day.”

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Start writing things down.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Cancel your ego trip.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Relax your neck and jaw.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Hint: Slow and steady.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Try using a different soap.

Aries (March 21 – April 19) 

You might want to pack a snack